Swim Demotivational Poster
THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.
PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!
A DAY AT THE BEACH - Zoinks!
CUBANS - Feeding sharks off the coast of Florida since 1961
Swimsuit Season -
JINKIES! - Va-va-Velma!
RELIEF - It is not good to hold it all in.... Just pick your time and place and let it out... You'll feel yourself rising...
BENDER - Please insert liquor!
ART OF INFILTRATION -
TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!
REDNECKS - how do u like r swimsuits
SWIMMING LESSON 101 -
WHEN CATS ATTACK! - Don't go swimming in the water or you might be attacked by a cat!
CARL - TONIGHT!
THE END OF THE WORLD - Screw it, I may as well enjoy it.
THIS IS A JOB - for Captain Backwards!!
SPAGET - He's A Grown Man
SUMMER SUCKS - It's not the heat, it's the humanity.
VOLUNTEER LIFE GUARD - Budget cuts aside, perhaps a younger person would be a better choice.
SHOULD I SWIM? - I've come all this way, and I wore my swim trunks under my clothes, but I forgot underpants. I'll have to wait to dry off. It's not easy being French!
SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING - The Olympic committee created the BMX freestyle category for swimming.
JESUS SAVES... - wanna test it? just go swimming with that around your neck
SURE HONEY, I'M PRETTY SURE ITS NOT ONE OF THOSE! -
FLOTATION DEVICES - always use them when going for a swim
KERMIT R.I.P. -
NOW I UNDERSTAND - Mother always said not to go swimming for at least a half an hour after eating
GREYBEARD SPEEDO -
OOPSIE - It's good to be a fish
Honey Wagon Train -
WHAT PART - of "The Pool Is Closed" Don't you understand?
MAN LAW #1 - No one WANTS to see you in BIKER SHORTS! And anyone who does.....You don't want them to see you in BIKER SHORTS.
INTO THE JAWS -
WISDOM - "You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out." - Warren Edward Buffett -
SWIMMING - It's only a sport when someone wins 8 Gold Medals
SWIMMING - You're doing it wrong
DOLPHIN ENCOUNTER -
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING - But it's one of those silent jet engines.
DRAWING A CROWD - Next time adjust your suit in the bathroom
SARCASM: - it does not have to be subtle
FIRST SWIMWEARS - ONCE UPON A TIME, WHERE THE ONLY PINK YOU COULD SEE AT THE BEACH WAS ON THE TOES.
HELPFUL HINTS - Go ahead. Tell her she needs to lose another 15 pounds before she can wear a two piece. I dare ya!
COMPLAINTS DEPT - Our customer service representative will be with you in a moment.
SWIMMING - I don't understand why people says it's a sport for fags. Wait, is that a girl?!
PUBLIC POOL DONT'S - It's disturbing that we need this sign
OLD SWIMWEARS - HIDING EVERYTHING BUT HIGH BEAMS
ANOTHER BAD DAY? - Wanna trade places?
PUBLIC POOL - My Tax Dollars At Work
BEFORE GOING SWIMMING - Always Check For Tiger Sharks !!
WOMEN IN THEIR SPARE TIME - Hey, Can I Swim With You!!??
SQUIDS!! - squids. quietly awesome.
GUARDIAN ANGELS -
hold your breath -
Your iPhone 6 -
A Special Needs Pageant -
I'm young as morning -
SUBCONSCIOUS SUICIDE -
You Only Live Once -
Just Add Water -
MONEY - It can't buy ya happiness. But it can buy ya a dang nice indoor cee-ment pond!
Far From Shore -
GO HUNTING OR SPEND A DAY FISHING - Why choose when you can do both!
BIANCA STEWART -
INDIA - Vacations There Allow You To Really Rest And Relax
Rise in Ocean Level -
SWIMSUITS FOR THE PRO -
SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING - for aquaphobes
WHY? - Remeber when we were 12 and you took my swim trunks. I had to walk home naked. That's why! P.S. your keys will be in your mail box.
pee pool -
WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST -
CROWDY SWIMMING POOL IS CROWDY -
COOL THOUGHTS -
THAT'S WHY - Mama always told you to wait 30 minutes after eating before going swimming.
MICHAEL PHELPS -
AARON PIERSOL - Would T. Owens let you have a photo with him?
A League Of My Own -
NEW EXTREME CALORIE BURNING PROGRAM! -
Damn it -
Campground Caution -
THERE ARE JOBS MUCH WORSE THAN THIS -
swimsuit season coming -
SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS - IF ONE SWIMMER DROWNS ... DO THEY ALL HAVE TO DROWN?
Put Out Or Get Out -
A ROOM WITH A VIEW - No, your bottom doesn't look big in that