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Swim Demotivational Poster

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.

TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol

PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!


TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.65/5

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rudeboy308 - July 5, 2011, 12:03 am
5L from this Team Velma member!
HAL8999 - March 27, 2010, 1:30 am
Is it me. Or is Shaggy 'tenting'???
Occupo Noctis - January 8, 2010, 2:25 pm
Danger-prone Daphene breaks sh!t... *cringes* Velma FTW!!
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
Them nerdy-chicks are sexy as all Hell. Think of it this way, they may not get laid much, but they can "Study" for hours on end. : )
temp - September 12, 2009, 8:08 pm
This is Motifake. Anything is possible.
Guest091 - September 7, 2009, 3:14 am
Velma? In a bikini? Impossible...
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:22 am
They are not looking at the beach ball.

CUBANS - Feeding sharks off the coast of Florida since 1961

Swimsuit Season -

TAGS: swimsuit bikini skeleton weight
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - May 30, 2015, 6:39 am
ROTFL! Good 1, JW! Luuuuv it! 5L
concern3 - May 30, 2015, 4:13 am


JINKIES! - Va-va-Velma!

TAGS: velma daphne shaggy scooby doo hanna barbera swimsuit bikini bikinis
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by jalford

BriaHere - July 30, 2009, 11:26 am
What's with all the recent Velma posters?
Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:20 am
I love women in glasses.... they are quiet but the way they move, watch out!!!!!

RELIEF - It is not good to hold it all in.... Just pick your time and place and let it out... You'll feel yourself rising...

TAGS: out rise swim relief you
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Acheron666 - November 9, 2011, 8:50 pm
nohing like letting it all out and feeling much netter afterwards...
maoworks2 - November 8, 2011, 6:40 pm
oh what a relief it is

BENDER - Please insert liquor!

TAGS: bender fry leela futurama adult swim comedy central robot robots
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by jalford

MO - July 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
Liquor in front, cock goes in Jalfords rear.


TAGS: socks and redman now swim with the orcas
Rating: 3.3/5

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Sean - May 27, 2009, 11:38 am
Clearly shopped, but not by me. Thanks.
Moooooooooooooo - May 27, 2009, 1:06 am
Sean did you shop your own cats into this pic? 5 Lions.

TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!

TAGS: time lincoln abe abraham athf aqua teen hunger force adult swim
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by jalford

spacedog - July 30, 2009, 2:40 pm
Must be a Girl Genius fan with that "spark" costume.

REDNECKS - how do u like r swimsuits

TAGS: swimsuits
Rating: 2.69/5

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Cubbybear - May 9, 2010, 9:52 pm
Real Rednecks would skinny dip


TAGS: summer swim 2012 lesson beginner
Rating: 4.75/5

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dy2012 - April 3, 2012, 2:16 am
thanks! i hope mods use this as their motto :)
ughomer - April 2, 2012, 7:23 pm
Good one!

WHEN CATS ATTACK! - Don't go swimming in the water or you might be attacked by a cat!

TAGS: cat shark attack swimming ocean teeth
Rating: 2.54/5

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Greth/noname - October 30, 2008, 7:14 pm
tigershark amirite?



TAGS: adult swim aqua teen hunger force athf frylock meatwad master shake
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by jalford

Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:42 pm
Timmies! Where's my belt!? O, I'm wearing it! *yanks off belt* Tell me when the get close...I'll smack 'em!
CANADA - October 24, 2009, 7:39 pm
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
epic timmy
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
Why? What's wrong with Jalford? Did he steal your legos?
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:30 pm
Jalford=1 lion
kayelemenohpee - October 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
that shit made my day hahhahah


TAGS: live swim cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

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GreyScorpion - September 1, 2010, 10:33 am
Aw crap honey, why didn't you tell me your mother was coming....5L


TAGS: excuses swimmer armless
Rating: 4.44/5

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Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:32 pm
Great! 5L
holymoly - April 6, 2012, 4:02 pm
then make me a sammich... with your feet
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 4:53 am
Brilliant... 5L + Fav

THE END OF THE WORLD - Screw it, I may as well enjoy it.

THIS IS A JOB - for Captain Backwards!!

SPAGET - He's A Grown Man

TAGS: spaget tim and eric adult swim spook
Rating: 2/5

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union - April 26, 2009, 8:06 am
He's available or parties.

SUMMER SUCKS - It's not the heat, it's the humanity.

TAGS: morocco swimming pool crowd crowds
Rating: 4.5/5

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Zetmonk - February 7, 2012, 5:28 am
Clever wordplay.

VOLUNTEER LIFE GUARD - Budget cuts aside, perhaps a younger person would be a better choice.

TAGS: lifeguard old man swimming
Rating: 3.67/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:31 am
those look more like zombies trying to eat thet guy

SHOULD I SWIM? - I've come all this way, and I wore my swim trunks under my clothes, but I forgot underpants. I'll have to wait to dry off. It's not easy being French!

TAGS: georges seurat swimming shyness
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

michael1340 - April 27, 2010, 9:40 am
I'd simply leave all my clothes on and then go back home with my wet clothes on. Really, I don't understand why someone invented swimsuits when it's more straightforward to go swimming with what you're already wearing.
MO - November 1, 2009, 2:41 pm
"the other side of the river" Looks like old porkpie hat there is heckling the crew.....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2009, 2:38 pm
Not a bait, just a theme, a rechercher du temps perdu, if you will, a deja vu, a pas de deux, an rsvp, and a crepe, perhaps. It isn't easy being French, n'est pas? Huh huh huh!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:18 am
Thanks for humoring us... people already talking good stuff. Look forward to more from you!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 2:16 am
Okay, AG, the wall has been signed. Thanks for the invite.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:00 am
Unless, of course, you don't have anything else.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 2:00 am
Champagne glass? Too shallow... not enough volume. No good.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am
He could serve the Guinness in champagne glasses. Its fancy-ish.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
I smell a trilogy afoot.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am
An obvious attempt at establishing a franchise. Pat's did so well, you know. It only makses good business sense. I bet he's hoping for a more upscale clientelle this time 'round. The fool.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Wade. Only need to wade now.... what with global warming and the drought.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
We swim, you paddle?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
To swim?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:36 am
I believe we are being baited gentlemen.

SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING - The Olympic committee created the BMX freestyle category for swimming.

JESUS SAVES... - wanna test it? just go swimming with that around your neck

TAGS: jesus saves swimming cross
Rating: 1.58/5

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asd - November 25, 2008, 7:14 pm
guys these are gypsies.........livin on the streets, and can afford that (solid gold, mind you)
Gnome3 - September 12, 2008, 3:25 am
Gman - September 12, 2008, 3:20 am
he has his bling on


FLOTATION DEVICES - always use them when going for a swim

TAGS: swim
Rating: 3.37/5

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guyfox - July 27, 2010, 10:45 pm
I can't help it everything else get the remark "not funny enough"
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:09 pm
Come on, guy... establish more of a broad base of motifakes before going to the chickfakes. Please.


NOW I UNDERSTAND - Mother always said not to go swimming for at least a half an hour after eating


TAGS: swimming your complaining is invlaid
Rating: 4.87/5

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Mirromere - December 12, 2010, 11:21 pm
Oh god so am I. Lol Funny!
Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
That took me a second to get, but once I did...lol, evil, just evil. 5L
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 5:56 pm
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 12:29 pm
He reminds me of NEMO. I know I'm going to hell.


TAGS: fashionable swimwear greybeards
Rating: 4.6/5

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ICEMAN - February 25, 2011, 7:11 pm
Cowabunga Dude!!! Hangin' 5

OOPSIE - It's good to be a fish

TAGS: pin up girl fish swimsuit sea
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 8:46 am
hey marian, never use the words 'retarded' and 'I' in the same sentence... just kidding
mariand - January 25, 2012, 12:36 am
I'm sorry, I was took by the wave...lol
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:41 pm
Ouch Mariand. You're tough, but crabs are tougher.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 4:43 pm
I wonder how many retarded can vote for this poster... I can't because it will be 0L

Honey Wagon Train -

TAGS: honey wagon swimming pools
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 6:29 pm

This made me laugh and EWWWW all at the same time!~

WHAT PART - of "The Pool Is Closed" Don't you understand?

TAGS: guns ballistics physics pool swimming
Rating: 4.73/5

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CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:45 pm
A gun that can fire underwater if you're approached by a manatee that pulls its weapon first.
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:44 pm
A few weeks ago, I had to close the indoor pool at my workplace because somebody shit in it.
TheSanityInspector - October 4, 2012, 7:34 pm
Oh, that would have made a much better caption! Darnit!
MissPriss - October 4, 2012, 5:06 pm
which wouldn't have to be closed if you wouldn't of peed in it in the 1st place! 5L and thanks for the guffaw
ughomer - October 4, 2012, 4:59 pm
me2! 5L TSI.
Sho - October 4, 2012, 2:48 pm

MAN LAW #1 - No one WANTS to see you in BIKER SHORTS! And anyone who does.....You don't want them to see you in BIKER SHORTS.


TAGS: bear salmon swim
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

rerun - August 7, 2010, 12:38 pm

you are doing fine work, keep it up.
Iconoclast - August 7, 2010, 12:37 pm
Thanks for the positive comments. They are appreciated.
spacedog - August 7, 2010, 1:33 am
Excellent. 5L
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:36 am
Worst thing in the world is to be desperately searching for sex, and run smack into a "bear"
Cubbybear - August 7, 2010, 12:34 am
Bear's gotta eat. Sometimes we're born to be food. 5/5 Great poster Iconoclast
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:32 am
Fukcing burning it down Icon, keep it up good sir. 5L

WISDOM - "You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out." - Warren Edward Buffett -


SWIMMING - It's only a sport when someone wins 8 Gold Medals

SWIMMING - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: swimming
Rating: 1.36/5


TAGS: swimming in it
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Shottyz - June 17, 2011, 7:40 pm
For some reason I feel this will give me nightmares. 5 Chocolate Bunnies
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:30 am
Gives death by chocolate a new meaing
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:51 pm
HA! Sign me up for that too Haar. It couldn't be any worse. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 11:55 am
Amsome 5L


TAGS: swimming with the fishes cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

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falloutghoul - September 1, 2011, 7:42 pm
"High ho, Silver!"


TAGS: aprchallenge swimsuits
Rating: 4.63/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 9:03 pm
I disagree... this seems to be more a more considerate fit for those watching.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING - But it's one of those silent jet engines.



DRAWING A CROWD - Next time adjust your suit in the bathroom

TAGS: swim
Rating: 3.89/5

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SARCASM: - it does not have to be subtle


HELPFUL HINTS - Go ahead. Tell her she needs to lose another 15 pounds before she can wear a two piece. I dare ya!

TAGS: swimsuit
Rating: 3.55/5

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glassdaemon - April 6, 2011, 9:30 pm
First, I think someone should explain to her one of the sets of straps are suppose to go over her should.... Second she doesn't need to lose a pound, more power to the chubby girls. Ya'll will hate me in a bikini. *evil laugh*
BoneCD - April 2, 2010, 5:09 pm
Sorry, I was watching everyone else at the beach...what did you want me to say to her?
Me_ - April 2, 2010, 3:54 pm
Is that a snorlax
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:51 pm

20 in the left thigh alone.
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 2:46 pm
lets say 20

COMPLAINTS DEPT - Our customer service representative will be with you in a moment.

TAGS: complaints crocodiles swim
Rating: 3.5/5

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ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 2:28 am
I like it. 5

SWIMMING - I don't understand why people says it's a sport for fags. Wait, is that a girl?!

PUBLIC POOL DONT'S - It's disturbing that we need this sign


ANOTHER BAD DAY? - Wanna trade places?

PUBLIC POOL - My Tax Dollars At Work

TAGS: pool jailbait swimsuit cute sunglasses
Rating: 2.43/5

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agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 8:36 pm
We have another underqualified chickfaker?

BEFORE GOING SWIMMING - Always Check For Tiger Sharks !!

TAGS: tiger shark swim babes bikini sexy chicks
Rating: 2.3/5

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DreMagnum - January 18, 2010, 7:11 pm
Pretty sure i've seen this one on another site

WOMEN IN THEIR SPARE TIME - Hey, Can I Swim With You!!??

SQUIDS!! - squids. quietly awesome.


Life -

hold your breath -

TAGS: swim lake
Rating: 5/5

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Your iPhone 6 -

A Special Needs Pageant -

TAGS: pageant butterface bagheads legs swimsuit
Rating: 5/5

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premiumgrade - December 17, 2013, 8:57 am
Thank you, GaryO. Clever comment. I'd give you 5 lions for the comment if I could.
GaryO - December 15, 2013, 5:46 pm
No explanation needed. This is excellent. Or rather…… Premium Grade

I'm young as morning -

TAGS: old swimsuit ad maya angelou
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 2, 2014, 8:45 am
Because he can
Greeny - July 2, 2014, 5:35 am
can't spell dew without ew
EmilioDumphque - July 2, 2014, 4:35 am
WHY is he coming out of a pool in a dry wool sweater??


You Only Live Once -

Just Add Water -


MONEY - It can't buy ya happiness. But it can buy ya a dang nice indoor cee-ment pond!

Far From Shore -

GO HUNTING OR SPEND A DAY FISHING - Why choose when you can do both!

TAGS: swimming deer
Rating: 4.6/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 12, 2011, 6:49 am
Beautiful deer...these guys are my heroes.
TheBarnShark - January 12, 2011, 1:13 am
If you reverse the order of those pictures, that guy looks like a sick f*ck.


TAGS: swim hug drown
Rating: 4.5/5

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INDIA - Vacations There Allow You To Really Rest And Relax

Rise in Ocean Level -


TAGS: apr 2 swimsuits maybe he was talking about something a little more modern
Rating: 4.38/5

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Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 4:28 pm
Touche' Matt. Now go back to doing your shuffle! J/k
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 4:24 pm
Careful Face... that's how rumors start.
Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 12:14 pm
Nice one Matt! 5inches of skin for you
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 7:58 pm
Atta boy, Matt! 5L.


WHY? - Remeber when we were 12 and you took my swim trunks. I had to walk home naked. That's why! P.S. your keys will be in your mail box.

TAGS: dissolving swimsuit
Rating: 3.93/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 10:08 am

I just saw these....dissolvable
guyfox - April 13, 2010, 3:03 pm
what the fuck
scottnkellynlillian - April 3, 2010, 11:22 pm

pee pool -





THAT'S WHY - Mama always told you to wait 30 minutes after eating before going swimming.

TAGS: atomic blast water swimming mom eat
Rating: 2.59/5

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Derek - October 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
There she goes. Terrible waste though.


Decisions -

TAGS: adult swim
Rating: 2.28/5

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HtD - January 4, 2009, 9:45 pm
I have a shirt from that incident. xD ATHF is the bomb.
Homeless Joe - March 18, 2008, 12:49 pm
I remember that. The interview with the guys who did it was one of the best things ever.

AARON PIERSOL - Would T. Owens let you have a photo with him?

A League Of My Own -

TAGS: partying drinking alcohol swimming humor
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 25, 2014, 12:44 am
Thank you for the comments and great ratings. :)
Greeny - March 24, 2014, 7:19 pm
spacedog - March 24, 2014, 5:54 pm
Great set of poster5 Greybeard.
Reality Lord - March 24, 2014, 12:03 pm

real nice series. well done dude :)


Sharks -

TAGS: shark swim float
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:21 am
LOL!! I used to surf! Shark happens! 5L

Advice -

Swimming -

TAGS: swim water shark
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 9, 2015, 6:35 pm
Let the calorie burn begin! Talk about motivation! LUUUUUV this! 5 LOL lions, Ashy!

Damn it -

TAGS: knees swimmer illusion
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - January 20, 2015, 1:38 am

Nice illusion

Campground Caution -


TAGS: sewage india swimming wading blargh
Rating: 4.67/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:20 pm
"...And it was one of those times I felt like my job was to empty port-a-potties: That I was gonna be catching 'chit all-day!" - Bill Engvall
lgvernon - January 27, 2016, 5:05 pm

Yes. A remnant of the caste system.
lgvernon - January 27, 2016, 5:05 pm

Yes. A remnant of the caste system.
lgvernon - January 27, 2016, 5:05 pm

Yes. A remnant of the caste system.
EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2016, 12:23 pm
This man is a Dalit, an "untouchable". The Brahmans wouldn't do this for themselves or their fellow man if their lives depended on it! The Dalits are their economic slaves.

swimsuit season coming -


Put Out Or Get Out -

TAGS: swimmer ocean
Rating: 3.75/5

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spacedog - March 30, 2014, 11:46 am
Nice. Not the usual story about a hooker on a boat. 5 dog paddles.

A ROOM WITH A VIEW - No, your bottom doesn't look big in that

TAGS: red hotel balcony thong swimsuit
Rating: 3/5

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Peloi - January 16, 2013, 12:50 pm
I'd like to stay in that room :)